Jumbled words

Hi pals....... How r u doing..

Came out of my own imagination to feel the nuances of the jumbled words in certian circumstances.....

In a footwear mart, Customer looks for a foot wear. Nevertheless less the amount customer pays he will never compramise with the quality.

Customer : Will it serve me ' life long '.
seller : Sorry Sir, I am not sure but will serve ' long life '.


A Project Manager enquiring about the team member to Project Leader

PM : Is he ' working hardly' ?
PL : Sorry , he 'hardly works'..

Customer complaining some calculation mistake in the bill to a Shop Keeper, The shop keeper questions his subordinate.

Shop Keeper : Hi is the ' Error calculated '?
Sub ordinate : No its again a ' Calculated Error'.


The engineers contrast between two blue prints.

Eng 1: Hey I figured out.. The ' Difference is same' ?
Eng 2: No its the ' Same Difference ' that you were observing, watch it again

Hope enjoyed....